You want a free English lesson, give a "blowjob" to the teacher

Wipe the sperm off, you're maids! Or the wife will be here soon

Oh, a stranger caught me jerking off. I'll give it to him, my husband's not fucking me 😔

I left my boyfriend, no sex 🥺 Maybe I'll at least give the shrink a blowjob

My husband bought me these stockings (and then he cum all over them)

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

Since my husband didn't appreciate the surprise, I'll lay down in front of my neighbor

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

You can tell the neighbor doesn't have a girlfriend, there's a lot of cum on his face

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick